True remedy
Wanna know the best solution for constipation? Stuff in lotsa, lotsa ..I mean kgs… of durianstill u realize seed&skins are everywhere when u’re finally done it’s until u get the ugh sound thru your mouth. And u feel damn bloated that your stomach turn into a hemisphere. With the load, u don’t feel like doing anything. eveything from then goes wrong. You feel the regret and the low self esteem for bingeing. You don’t feel comfortable when u sit, stand or doing anything else and since it’s already late. Everyone has retired to bed and it’s about time u too but u just got back from work hours ago but who cares, you’ll bathe when u wake up tmr before work….. and flop… u’re off to bed.. on your stomach… to compress it and when u haven’t dozed off.. u still hear the sound coming from inside your stomach… the peristalsis… the digestion system and intestines and bowel. so, u’re happy, tomorrow’s a cleansing day. AHAHAH zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
tititit…titiitt.. there goes the HP alarm. Wake immediately….bathe…down for breakfast. You might be wondering aik… where’s the cleansing, y isn’t it that wakes u up. Neh , no. Not for a person with chronic constipation like me. Even kgs of oranges, apples, guavas are not the answer. After breakfast, with extra time…. surf the net, check mails, headlines,learn some jap or german vocab, or other sites of interest…with a sugarless boiling hot NESCAFE..hhmmmm.. the aroma… (Hey, come out….don’t stuck there) I don’t wanna book the office’s loo early in the morning. Come on .) Oh, about nine. Time to leave! Quick Change, pack, warm up the car’s engine, a bottle of water….!
Oppss… cannot la… Why this moment!!! Good la, cleansing, should be happy, Normally having a hard time. Off to the loo and…… Come on quick. Get it finished. No lar, still coming… what to do. I’m late! Darn! Ahh.. stomach feeling better. Feel refreshed and light. Ahh.. carry on. Late. LEt it be… just 10 to 15 mins. Don’t grab this oppurtunity to cleanse, not sure if there a second chance. U know what I mean?Nature call… must answer when it arrives. This good oppurtunity doesn’t come twice and I don’t wanna regret.
Next time, if I am late for anything, this’s the reason. I can’t deny nature’s calling. Any superiors here, please take not. ahahah
